First person goes to AfrikaBurn without telling anyone

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For years it was believed that going to AfrikaBurn without telling anyone on Facebook was physically impossible. Even the most private Burners have reportedly given into making pictures of a bonfire in the desert their Facebook cover photos. That was until young 22 year old student Piet Van Niekerk from Boksburg  attended “The Burn” this last week. It was reported that he didn’t even ask one person the entire time to take a picture of himself, despite the fact that he had his iPhone with him and he stood right next to a wooden T-rex. “I was waiting for him to ask me to take a picture but he just looked at the T-rex and carried on walking”, explains a bemused Burner.

I visited Piet’s mother in her quaint Boksburg home while Piet was out in the desert. “He spent weeks in silence making goggles & antennas out of wood & feathers” says his mom, “then it finally occurred to me that he was going to be the first person to go to AfrikaBurn without telling anyone. He didn’t even make a tweet saying “keen for the dust.” I’m very proud of him.”

It was reported that while his girlfriend was off taking pictures of herself with the sunsetting behind some obscure wooden structure, Piet was keeping a low profile & was seen eating biltong in his tent, but the eyewitness said he couldn’t be too sure if this is what he actually saw as he was tripping on mushrooms at the time. “The least he could’ve done was take some pictures of me.” complains Piet’s girlfriend. “Does he even know how many likes these pictures are going to get on Instagram?” When they got back to Boksburg his girlfriend did what any burner would do & uploaded 52 selfies of herself onto Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat – supposedly having the best most mind altering time of her life. Piet had a shower and watched 7de Laan. “He didn’t even say “Namaste” when he got home”, explained his mother in disbelief, “it’s as if he was exactly the same person.”

Even Piet’s best friend Johan said he didn’t even go to AfrikaBurn this year but then it popped up as a Facebook memory that he was there 4 years ago, so he shared the memory & added “A mind that is stretched by new dimensions can never go back to old dimensions”, a quote that he googled in an attempt to get more likes. “I couldn’t help myself” explains Johan, “I was fully aware that I was being a total douche for sharing pictures of myself riding half naked on a one gear bicycle for the 2nd time. But the whole point of going to Afrikaburn is to take pictures of yourself at Afrikaburn & show everyone that you were at Afrikaburn, even if it was four years ago. I don’t know how Piet did it.”

Despite many requests for an interview, Piet finally replied to my multiple emails by simply saying “why would I want to be interviewed about an event that is of no interest to anyone else?” The man had a point. And at that moment it was clear to me that Piet had the one quality I’d never seen in anyone else that’s ever been to AfrikaBurn; humility.

 

Article inspired by this kiff video by Above Average.

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18 Responses to First person goes to AfrikaBurn without telling anyone

  1. Tamsin May 2, 2016 at 7:32 am #

    Lol love it!! ?

  2. susan scott May 2, 2016 at 8:59 am #

    a.m.a.z.i.n.g. …

  3. Gary May 2, 2016 at 7:38 pm #

    A desert full of plastic skollies

  4. Amit May 3, 2016 at 7:55 am #

    Funny article. Enjoyed the humour.

    An interesting thing about the sense of wonder… it’s often accompanied by the desire to express and share. It is not a lack of humility, it’s an expression of joy.
    Sometimes wonder can be so extraordinary, that there is disbelief and we’re inclined to try and capture the moment as proof.

    When was the last time you felt the sense of wonder so potently that you wanted to explode into song? And that before you ate mushrooms.

    • Major Dennis Bloodnok May 3, 2016 at 1:36 pm #

      Love this reply. Neither defensive nor hates, just an explanation for the phenomenon 🙂

    • John b April 28, 2017 at 9:49 pm #

      Love your thoughts , crystal clear.

    • John b April 28, 2017 at 9:50 pm #

      Love your thoughts. Crystal clear.

  5. Brattstar May 4, 2016 at 10:09 pm #

    Well that’s the last fucking time I take pictures at my birthday or my children’s birthday’s!!! Wouldn’t want to capture those happy memories ??? I’ll reminisce by myself in my tent watching 7de Laan… Namaste and shit 😉

  6. G23 May 5, 2016 at 1:12 am #

    Wanker! This is my opinion of the writer here. This is a clever little article denouncing AfrikaBurn, of which there are many! I’ve been to 5 Burns and never have I experienced any of the miseries, or in this case witty observations the writers speak of. They climb up on their soap-box and make out that they’re so cool, using writing styles that amuse and entertain- but frankly are totally narrow-minded and just plain wrong! Comments follow, particularly LOL (which I find such a lame phrase), and readers actually try relate to the ideas written that bear nothing of the event. I’m amazed at the negativity and ignorance that some people generate from what is for the majority a hugely positive, meaningful and fun-filled experience. Viva AfrikaBurn!

    • Laughy Mclaughfuls May 13, 2016 at 9:37 am #

      A sense of humour?

      • Ada May 14, 2016 at 11:46 am #

        Methinks the lad(y) doth protest too much.

    • Dave May 13, 2016 at 11:21 am #

      LOL

  7. Sam May 13, 2016 at 11:35 pm #

    LOL

  8. Bishop Loon June 3, 2016 at 3:39 pm #

    I went as the invisible man and managed to get in almost every photo taken. BOOP Bishops Out Of Place

  9. Kelvin April 26, 2017 at 1:24 am #

    Priceless. Namaste.

  10. lucy April 27, 2017 at 7:37 pm #

    This is fucking hillarious. Love it.

  11. Nikki Brighton April 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm #

    oh, this is so funny. especially as there are only three dodgy cellphone pics of me when I went to AfrikBurn – and none a selfie. I didn’t know how to do them yet, next time….

  12. karen liddel May 9, 2017 at 3:09 am #

    Wankish!

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