Ya no look here charna, The Kiffness has been sending messages to the Oxford Dictionary society for lank years now telling them they better flippen’ recognise the word “kiff” brah, but they always tuned “nort brah, that word is miff”. But luckily there was a South African who moved to England because he heard his […]
Love them or hate them, the Hadeda has one of the most recognisable cries in the whole of South Africa. I took it upon myself to harness the energy of the hadeda cry to create one of the greatest songs known to mankind. Since its release, fans across South Africa have embraced the song with […]
I’m proud to present my latest colab with Bongeziwe Mabandla, “Soloko”. Stream / Download: HERE I have started creating some music under my own name, David Scott. The Kiffness is still alive & well but the stuff I’ll be making under David Scott is more DJ oriented dance music while The Kiffness remains a live […]
A relatively unknown Cape Town DJ / Producer is making headlines for being the first bedroom producer to release a track without announcing that a “big thing” is coming. “I know I’m meant to post a picture of myself standing on a rock in Camps Bay staring into the sunset announcing that a big thing […]
We are incredibly proud to present the new music video for “Too Blessed to be Stressed”. A big thank you to @PunchesBears for gifting us with his animated dancing bears. If you enjoyed the music video, you might also enjoy our live performance of the song on SABC’s feel good breakfast show, Expresso. Mathew […]
I’m proud to present the video for my song “Pragtig Meisie”. This song has quite an interesting story. I wrote this song in 2011 – I was single, and I was sitting by myself & thinking what my future wife would be like. The idea of marrying an Afrikaans girl seemed quite appealing, but I […]
Playing Kirstenbosch for the first time with our friends GoodLuck was an absolute dream come true. What an absolute honour to play on Cape Town’s most prestigious stage with my boys Mathew Gold & Raiven Hunter. I approached the show with low expectations, because being a family picnic vibe I half expected people to be […]
Popular South African bass house DJ, Chunda Munki, has changed his name to Vomit Chimpanzee. This is after reports that he no longer enjoyed playing shows under the Chunda Munki alias. “The mere thought of drunk jocks chanting Chunda Chunda Chunda f*cking Munki gives me a panic attack”, the somewhat rattled DJ told me. Vomit […]
An unknown SA indie rock band called “The Flaming Beards” are blaming Facebook’s new algorithm for their lack of success. “Organic reach is dead”, complains lead vocalist Jeremy. “We used to get at least 12 likes on our Soundcloud links. Now we’re lucky if we get 4.” We spoke to Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg to find […]
If you’re like me, you’ve probably never experienced any real hardship in life. Sure, it was difficult to deal with the bullies at my private junior school, but at least I had running water. Until now. Well, at least 90 days from now. While mothers across Constantia are enjoying their last baths, it’s time to […]
